Sunday, July 10, 2011

Justin Beiber

I decided today that I would see why people either love this kid, or hate him with a passion. I watch about a minute of a video called "Baby". I have not heard so much music company pushed dribble since the 90's boy bands. This was crap. You can hear the edge of the harmonizer in his voice and the lyrics sound like they are written by a 10 year old girl. We will start my rant with the harmonizer. This section will be short. Ahem
A Harmonizer is used when people cant sing...Nuff said.
No talent kid. I'm guessing Usher found some white kid that can dance. He didn't need the moron to sing, but to dance, make little girls feel all warm and cuddly, and make him MILLIONS. And WTF is up with that retarded metro sexual haircut. Either you are a dude, or a chick, not have a damned feathered bowl on your head. I've seen pics of this pretentious fuck after shows and have heard about him needing naps during the day. I think he's some shit kid, who had a look, that makes people millions who will grow up to feel like he's entitled to get something in life. Maybe in 20 years he can team up with the Jonas Brothers and do a tour. Fuck Justin Beiber and if you fall into this shit, you deserve to be ripped off.